Favourite Marriage Quotes, Part 1

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams

“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
Woody Allen

“Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.”
Professor Irwin Corey

“There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.”
Clint Eastwood

“I don’t think I’ll get married again. I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
Henry Youngman

“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”
Jackie Mason

“Never marry for money. Ye’ll borrow it cheaper.”
Scottish Proverb

“In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.”
Helen Rowland

“Marriage is like pi — natural, irrational, and very important.”
Lisa Hoffman

(This opinion belongs solely to the author and does not necessarily reflect the views of The Good Sex Network.)